Theo speaks.

Tonight Theo pointed to his chest and said, "These are my nipples!"

I agreed with him, and quickly he asked me, "Where are your nipples, Mama?" (I should have known that was coming...)

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We have a wonderful teenaged boy who babysits for us, on occasion. This evening, Theo pointed out a dead worm that was on our driveway and told me, "Noah said he was baked on by the sun, Mama."  

I told him that I thought Noah was right, and he replied, "Now that worm is crunchy. Worms are much happier in the rain, when they are wet and warm."

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We were in the bathroom together, getting ready for bed.  I was "going potty" when Theo told me to "hurry up."  I asked him to wait his turn and he said, "Squeeze over a little bit, Mama. Make room for two."