theo: mama, how did the baby get into aunt casey's tummy?

(aunt casey with said baby, photo courtesy of lora)
me: well, mamas and papas make babies together and put them in the mama's tummy so that they can grow.
theo: oh. (pause.)
i get it!
aunt casey must have a baby Christmas cookie cutter.
and she cut the baby out and then she ate the dough! and now the baby is growing in her stomach... right?!
me: (silence.)
dave: that's right, buddy.
(we failed miserably, didn't we?)







